Rants from my Corner of the Room

Ok, I am in the mood to rant, so here it comes, watch out folks!

First of all, who are these guys (I assume it is men) who pee all over the floor in public toilets? Do they do this at home too? I can understand a drop or two on the rim, but come on! I swear it looks like some of these people must not bother to turn the light on in there. Just take a moment and aim that gun. Jeez...

Next, I may be alone on this one, but I feel it is time to make a call out to our government, as well as our fellow citizens, to stop treating each other like fucking special ed 1st graders. I swear. Take a moment and look around you. I bet there is one of those DANGER stickers on something showing a stick figure getting himself seriously harmed or killed. DONT PUT ARM IN SPINNING BLADES! MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH! Why are we telling these people this? If they stick a fucking fork in a light socket, or if they jump into the front of a snowblower, then why are we trying to save them? Wouldn't it save us all taxes and headaches if we let the stupid people kill themselves off? I mean, shit, even my refridgerator at work has a picture of a guy falling over with the fridge tipping over on top of him. WARNING: DO NOT CRUSH YOURSELF UNDER THIS FRIDGE! MAY CAUSE ABNORMALITIES OF THE SKELETAL STRUCTURE! I mean, who the hell are these people? I vote we all take the time to take responsibility for our actions, and learn that if we jump right into the whirling blades of a combine tractor we won't last long. I think this would also help the rest of the world to repect Americans more.

Speaking of that, can you imagine what Americans would look like to the world if we weren't the #1 super power? I mean, as it is when you travel through Europe you are better off saying you are Canadian if you actually hope to be taken seriously. We are a nation of rich dumbies, protected by superior fire power. Without our guns, I have the feeling we would be on the rung right below Iceland in terms of the respect we command. (BTW- I hear there are a lot of incredibly smart and sexy women in Iceland. Why is it I always pictured it more like Minnesota?)

Finally, why is it that cops seem to always back up other cops' decisions, even when they don't know them. I know a few cops, and when you tell them a story about a guy you know who got royally fucked by the long arm of Johnny Law, they almost always come back in defense of the police, saying they were justified for this reason and that. Fuck them, can't they just stop being robots for one fucking second and have some compassion for those of us who are still free in our minds?

Ok, I feel better. Tomorrow is my last official day of work, but may or may not be my official last day. After tomorrow, my committment with the company is up, but I agreed I may come in and help if I have the energy and they have the need. We'll see. Hello out there, is anyone listening? That's alright, I probably would have hit the back button by now too.