A Man's Home Should Be His Castle

Goddamnit! I fucking hate it when I get shit for the way I run the house. The lil' lady is fucking crazed about keeping everything so fucking neat and tidy, and if I don't catch right on and do it with her, she gets all pissed and gives me hell for not helping her scrub the clean floors. And just who is it that cooks the meals around here? It's me! What the fuck. I just have a lot of shit that is held in right now, and it's doing me no good. She gives me shit because she buys groceries more often, yet I let her live in the house rent free, without even helping with utility bills. She gives me hell for getting tired early at night when, unlike her, I work 5 days a week, I get up earlier ever day, and don't have time to take any naps. I think I might need a break from my own house. Stop riding me, goddamnit!